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Loadsamoney

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Who cares about exchange rates and currency? your so-called ‘bitch’ friend just gave you a LOT of it! Go on a shopping spree!! (or two, maybe even three…)

Hey now, my great grandmother still remembered the german hyperinflation, where you had to buy bread with cartloads of money. With that currency, you couldn’t even buy a bread with “just” a million marks.

Don’t get me started on the Hungarian hyperinflation… You could spend one trillion pengő with one bank note.(short system)
That’s such a big number I don’t think it makes a difference to own 3 trillion dollars, or 1/3000th of it, 1 billion dollars

Zimbabwean Hyperinflation blows you all out of the water, we printed bigger and bigger notes until a beggar off the street could carry trillions of dollars and still not be able to afford a shitty mint sweet. Our currency has been redesigned repeatedly to knock off a few zeroes, we’ve had $25 coins and one cent notes, and if you put back all the zeros that were knocked off, our biggest note would go from 5 trillion to five Octillion.

Oh why, oh why can’t I have a friend like that?

the struggle is real

The same reason why 95% (give or take 4% and also given that I pulled that number almost out of thin air) can’t… We don’t know the children of the 1%.

Don’t worry about pulling the figure out of the air. After all, they do say that 76% of all statistics are made up on the spot.